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Christmas Story

Postby Angelwings » Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:52 pm

*Halo* A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys
as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas
pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows
where. Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the
toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
rum.. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all
the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped
the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over
the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all
the straw off the end of the broom. Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked
it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely
day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?' And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
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Postby Psittac » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:32 am

lol that was a funny one
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Postby storm » Thu Dec 25, 2008 5:17 am

thats a cute story angel

I pray that you have a merry christmas sis

i love jumping in here and reading your posts....sometimes when ive had a bad day it lifts my spirit and makes me smile

god is with you always

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Postby follower_of_Jesus » Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:05 am

rofl
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