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Religious Joke
by Angelwings » Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:15 pm
Adam Strays 
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate.
"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
Today's Quote
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-Unknown
Hint ForToday
Bread Crumb Substitutes for Meat Loaf
Making meat loaf and find out you don't have bread or breadcrumbs? You can sub in crackers, broken pretzel pieces or crumbled potato or taco chips.
When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate.
"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."
The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.
"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.
"Counting your ribs," said Eve.
Today's Quote
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
-Unknown
Hint ForToday
Bread Crumb Substitutes for Meat Loaf
Making meat loaf and find out you don't have bread or breadcrumbs? You can sub in crackers, broken pretzel pieces or crumbled potato or taco chips.
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