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What is the silliest question someone has asked you?

Postby Praiseus_Maximus » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:41 pm

Someone once asked me "Have you ever eaten at Mcdonalds?"
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Postby ciny » Fri Oct 22, 2010 3:51 pm

i hit my self on my thumb with a hammer and they asked if it hurt?
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Postby LavenderBlue » Fri Oct 22, 2010 11:17 pm

When brushing my teeth, I was asked, "are you brushing your teeth?"
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Postby vahn » Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:26 am

This question might not be as silly as the expectation of a "yes" answer (which , in itself might not be silly either) but ... believing it ??

"Are you asleep ?"




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Postby Dora » Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:59 am

vahn rofl

I have asked that one before. *Whistle*
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Postby LavenderBlue » Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:24 pm

[quote="vahn"]This question might not be as silly as the expectation of a "yes" answer...

"Are you asleep ?"

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...yes, I've been awaken by that question several times before, to which I have responded,
"Yes, I was asleep," or
"yes, I'm still asleep," or
"no, I'm not asleep anymore," or
"you never want to wake-up a sleeping baby," as I roll over to sleep some more... lol
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Postby LavenderBlue » Sat Oct 23, 2010 1:37 pm

In exposing the gospel to a nonbeliever, I was asked, "Are you for real?" as that person laughed at God's word, mocking the Lord.

...hmm, like nah, God is ventriloquizing the puppeteered dummy you now are seeing and hearing... LOL
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Postby vahn » Sat Oct 23, 2010 3:03 pm

Here's another answer .. "Nah . Just thought I'd play dead for a while ... Like eternity or something ! Do I look like Lazarus or something ?" (Hey , it beats calling him Jesus !)
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Postby mlg » Sat Oct 23, 2010 4:06 pm

"Can I ask you a question?" that would be mine...and I say it myself rofl
Do you know my Jesus? Do you know my friend? Have you heard He loves you? If not, I'd like to introduce you.
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Postby LavenderBlue » Sat Oct 23, 2010 6:30 pm

mlg & vahn, too funny there *laughter*


A silly question when at a restaurant is, "Are you ready for your check?"

...hmm?
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Postby lizzie » Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:40 pm

well, after i answer my phone with the name of the company i work for, people usually respond by asking 'hi, is this __(name of company that i just said 2 seconds ago__) ?

lol i wonder if i have a mumbly voice?

*dunno*
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