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Religious Joke

Postby Angelwings » Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:37 pm

The Hand of God *Computer12*
Little Philip was spending the weekend with his grandmother after a particularly trying week in infant school. His grandmother decided to take him to the park on Saturday morning. It had been snowing all night and everything was beautiful. His grandmother commented,
'Doesn't it look like an artist painted this scenery? Did you know God painted this just for you?'
'Yes, 'replied Philip, 'God did it and he did it left handed.'
This confused his grandmother so she asked him, 'What makes you say God did this with his left hand?' 'Well, 'said Philip, 'we learned at Sunday School last week that Jesus sits on God's right hand.' lol lol lol lol




Today's Quote *Halo*

We aren't what we ought to be. We aren't what we're going to be. We aren't what we want to be. But, thank God, we aren't what we were.

-Anonymous



Today Hint *Thinking*

What NOT to Give Your Dog *WalkDog*

Don't feed your pooch onions, grapes, raisins, raw eggs, mushrooms, fruit pits or tomato stems, which can be dangerous. Table scraps also are not good for them. Talk with your vet about proper feeding of your dog. *CoolThumb*


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Postby Mackenaw » Tue Aug 12, 2008 10:23 am

Hello Angelwings :)

God bless you, dear sister in Christ.

A smile is a good thing to share, and you do it so very well.

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