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Well at first I was picking "Be careful what you pray for .... You might get it !!" for the subject title but .....

So ... a couple ...
Husband : Extremely ugly , and deaf .
Wife : An Extreme shrew (a Nag) , and blind .

They lived a happy life , ...Until , that is , they heard of a Great Physician who is famous of Miraculous works in cases like this . So they go to Him , and "Yadayada ... we'll do anything ... the works , right ?" .... annnnd ... PRESTO !!!

Wife : Upon seeing the husband for the first time .... "Where's my husband ?"
Husband : "whatya mean ? I AM your husband !!!"
Wife : "YIKES !! ... Shrieeeekkk !! ...Yabada-yabada , and does the Poerto-Rican-Rap (and I don't mean music !!)
Husband : "Do you hear that NOISE ??"

They get the bill ... and they both go "HAH ! You want me to pay for THIS ??? ... " "In fact , we were happier before you "cured us , and now look at us ...we can't stand each other and we are unhappy !! ... If anything , you owe US !!"

Doc goes ,"I can always put you back to the way you were"

Hmmm


In Christ , our Lord