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The Athiest (Cute Joke)

Postby Angelwings » Wed Feb 10, 2010 8:46 pm

The Athiest

An atheist was walking through the woods.

'What majestic trees!

'What powerful rivers !

'What beautiful animals!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.


He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him.
He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him..

He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer.

He tripped & fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him...

At that instant the Atheist cried out,

'Oh my God!'

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.


'You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident.'

'Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament?

Am I to count you as a believer?

The atheist looked directly into the light, 'It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian'?

'Very well,' said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:


'Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.'
















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Postby lizzie » Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:22 pm

rofl too funny rofl

ty miss angelwings *hug5*

Luv u sister
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Amen

Postby realtmg » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:00 am

*bravo*

thanks
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