Religious Jokes (I Like That One)
Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 12:44 pm
Battle of the Coffee Brewers
Who Should Make the Coffee?
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."
The husband said, "You are in charge of the cooking around here so you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides it says in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that! Show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says, "HEBREWS."
Angel Wisdom
The guardian angels of life fly so high as to be beyond our sight, but they are always looking down upon us.
HINT
Make Laundry Sorting Easier for the Entire Family
Give each family member a different color laundry basket, so they can put clothes in and bring to the laundry room when full. When laundry is done, it will be a snap to sort the clothes. Then each person can pick up the appropriate basket and put the clothes away.
