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[Angelwings]

Home Repair

Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a nonplumber.

Jammed inside the drain was a purple rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son.

I painstakingly got all the toilet parts together again, the tank filled, and I flushed it. However, it didn't work much better than before! As I pondered what to do next, my son walked into the bathroom.

I pointed to the purple dinosaur I had just dislodged and told him that the toilet still wasn't working.

"Did you get the green one, too?" he asked.





Sleeping it Off

A woman's two-year-old daughter, Paige, was with her mother while her older sister was being examined by a dentist.

Paige kept herself busy playing with toys in the waiting room until she noticed that her mom was resting, her eyes closed.

With about six other patients waiting, Paige marched up to her mother, looked her straight in the face and shook her shoulder.

"Mommy," she yelled, "wake up! This is not church!"

The napping mom woke from her doze to the sound of other patients laughing.





HINT
How to Dispose of Unused Prescription Medicine

Do not put old, unused or expired medications down the toilet or sink because they might contaminate the environment. Instead, place them in the garbage, but first remove all identifying labels or information. Some communities incinerate drugs, so drop them off at a designated waste disposal location