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Little Lily ( A Little Humor)
Little Lily
Lily came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her
birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her
mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday."
Now, Little Lily was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten
into trouble
at school and at home. Lily's mother asked her if she thought
she deserved
to get a bike for her birthday. Little Lily, of course,
thought she did.
Lily's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to
reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and
tell him why she
deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Lily stomped up
the
steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
___________________________
LETTER
1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like
a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Lily
Lily knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this
year, so
she tore up the letter and started
over.
______________________________
LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This
is your friend Lily. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I
would
like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Lily
Lily knew this
wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and
started
again.
_______________________________
LETTER 3:
Dear
God:
I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I
will be a
good girl if you just send me a red bike for my
birthday.
Thank you, Lily
Lily knew, even if it was true, this
letter was not going to get her a
bike. By now, she was very upset. She
went downstairs and told her mother
she wanted to go to church.
Lily's mother thought her plan had
worked because Lily looked very
sad.
'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said. Lily walked
down the
street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see
if anyone
was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin
Mary,
slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the
street, into
her house and up to her room. She shut the door and sat
down and wrote her
letter to God.
________________________________
LETTER
4:
I GOT
YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
"KEEP JESUS IN YOUR HEART"
Lily came into the kitchen where her mother was making dinner.
Her
birthday was coming up and she thought this was a good time to tell
her
mother what she wanted. "Mom, I want a bike for my
birthday."
Now, Little Lily was a bit of a troublemaker. She had gotten
into trouble
at school and at home. Lily's mother asked her if she thought
she deserved
to get a bike for her birthday. Little Lily, of course,
thought she did.
Lily's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted her to
reflect on her
behavior over the last year, and write a letter to God and
tell him why she
deserved a bike for her birthday. Little Lily stomped up
the
steps to her room and sat down to write God a letter.
___________________________
LETTER
1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good girl this year and I would like
a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Lily
Lily knew this wasn't true. She had not been a very good girl this
year, so
she tore up the letter and started
over.
______________________________
LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This
is your friend Lily. I have been a pretty good girl this year, and I
would
like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you, Lily
Lily knew this
wasn't true either. She tore up the letter and
started
again.
_______________________________
LETTER 3:
Dear
God:
I know I haven't been a good girl this year. I am very sorry. I
will be a
good girl if you just send me a red bike for my
birthday.
Thank you, Lily
Lily knew, even if it was true, this
letter was not going to get her a
bike. By now, she was very upset. She
went downstairs and told her mother
she wanted to go to church.
Lily's mother thought her plan had
worked because Lily looked very
sad.
'Just be home in time for dinner,' her mother said. Lily walked
down the
street to the church and up to the altar. She looked around to see
if anyone
was there. She picked up a statue of the Virgin
Mary,
slipped it under her jacket and ran out of the church, down the
street, into
her house and up to her room. She shut the door and sat
down and wrote her
letter to God.
________________________________
LETTER
4:
I GOT
YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO
"KEEP JESUS IN YOUR HEART"
"JESUS IS MY Rock"
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