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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to
herbrother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable
inhere?" asked the postal clerk.
"Only the Ten Commandments" answered the
lady.

"Somebody has said there are only two kinds of people in the world.

There are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning,
Lord,"and there are those who wake up in the morning and say,
"Good Lord, it's morning.