bread
Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 11:57 am
Hi, there > it's April First and still my computer's working. I noticed how I did not have as many junk mails > maybe the Conficker thing has attacked the computers of those guys who have been sending me trash ?
Anyway > I make bread (o: While I was staying with my mother, I would just boil veggies and meats and eat fruit and drink milk and buy bread. I assumed bread was something only very highly expert cooks could make; so I didn't even think about it. But one day in the store I saw three-packs of dried yeast for sale and out of curiosity I looked to see if there would be a recipe for bread on a pack > yes, and it basically involved mixing stuff, letting it stand, then kneading in more flour, letting it stand, and baking it. It looked like it actually did not take much ability, but just took time and work.
So, I got some yeasties to take home for pets (o:
Now, this means I could post this in the *pets* section ? ? ?
A guy showed me how he does not just mix the yeasties in to the whole mix, but first starts them in water with sugar, or something like that . . . to make sure they are working, first. Look for bubbles popping up, he said.
Since then, I have brought this art to first putting in milk, and honey or molasses, and salt, and maybe warm this up BEFORE the yeasties go in for the swim . . . do any stove warming BEFORE they do in and test the heat, first, so I don't overheat them and kill them. And put in some flour so my reproducing yeasties will fluff up the flour so it is obvious they really are growing. And I suppose the flour gives them more protein to make sure they do grow. And I might boost them by putting them on my not-too-hot radiator or in the toaster oven warmed for thirty seconds.
Then check them next morning or hours later. If they are floofy . . . add more flour so it's thick but wet, then leave for more hours > it it rises good, go for it > mix in flour til I can handle it without it sticking all over me (o: And make and bake the loaves. I make small ones, done at about 350Fº for about half an hour . . . each alone in the toaster oven so I'm not using up electricity to heat a whole oven space. But I shield the top and bottom . . . to foil the heating bars from scorching the bread.
I use only *whole wheat flour*. But, of course, in the earlier liquid stages, I might add some things like tropical trail mix, or sunflower kernels. And I have used chopped broccoli with ranch dressing and cheese, I think. Oil and salad dressing and mayo-like whip can soften how the bread comes out.
And I have bought plantain bananas and left them to go black so they'd be sweet with flavor. Then I mashed a lot of ripe plantain in, instead of liquid, so the flavor would be in the dough, next mixing in chopped plantain and cashews. If you make the "liquid" mainly plantain, the gentle flavor can be made to come out. But gentle flavor things like plantain and tomato can be easily diluted by liquid and flour so you don't taste these easy flavor items.
And once I got mali, which I recall is the "dolphin fish" which is "sweet". I included corn meal so it could be like crunchy batter in fried southern catfish, made the dough, had some cashews and raisins but not too much raisins to oversweeten against and dominate out the fish flavor, then rolled slithers of fish up in the dough. It came out crunchy corn on the outside and juicy-gooey with fish flavor on the inside. I enjoyed it so much, I don't have to make it again because I can still remember it (o:
Anyway > I make bread (o: While I was staying with my mother, I would just boil veggies and meats and eat fruit and drink milk and buy bread. I assumed bread was something only very highly expert cooks could make; so I didn't even think about it. But one day in the store I saw three-packs of dried yeast for sale and out of curiosity I looked to see if there would be a recipe for bread on a pack > yes, and it basically involved mixing stuff, letting it stand, then kneading in more flour, letting it stand, and baking it. It looked like it actually did not take much ability, but just took time and work.
So, I got some yeasties to take home for pets (o:
Now, this means I could post this in the *pets* section ? ? ?
A guy showed me how he does not just mix the yeasties in to the whole mix, but first starts them in water with sugar, or something like that . . . to make sure they are working, first. Look for bubbles popping up, he said.
Since then, I have brought this art to first putting in milk, and honey or molasses, and salt, and maybe warm this up BEFORE the yeasties go in for the swim . . . do any stove warming BEFORE they do in and test the heat, first, so I don't overheat them and kill them. And put in some flour so my reproducing yeasties will fluff up the flour so it is obvious they really are growing. And I suppose the flour gives them more protein to make sure they do grow. And I might boost them by putting them on my not-too-hot radiator or in the toaster oven warmed for thirty seconds.
Then check them next morning or hours later. If they are floofy . . . add more flour so it's thick but wet, then leave for more hours > it it rises good, go for it > mix in flour til I can handle it without it sticking all over me (o: And make and bake the loaves. I make small ones, done at about 350Fº for about half an hour . . . each alone in the toaster oven so I'm not using up electricity to heat a whole oven space. But I shield the top and bottom . . . to foil the heating bars from scorching the bread.
I use only *whole wheat flour*. But, of course, in the earlier liquid stages, I might add some things like tropical trail mix, or sunflower kernels. And I have used chopped broccoli with ranch dressing and cheese, I think. Oil and salad dressing and mayo-like whip can soften how the bread comes out.
And I have bought plantain bananas and left them to go black so they'd be sweet with flavor. Then I mashed a lot of ripe plantain in, instead of liquid, so the flavor would be in the dough, next mixing in chopped plantain and cashews. If you make the "liquid" mainly plantain, the gentle flavor can be made to come out. But gentle flavor things like plantain and tomato can be easily diluted by liquid and flour so you don't taste these easy flavor items.
And once I got mali, which I recall is the "dolphin fish" which is "sweet". I included corn meal so it could be like crunchy batter in fried southern catfish, made the dough, had some cashews and raisins but not too much raisins to oversweeten against and dominate out the fish flavor, then rolled slithers of fish up in the dough. It came out crunchy corn on the outside and juicy-gooey with fish flavor on the inside. I enjoyed it so much, I don't have to make it again because I can still remember it (o: