A Little Humor
Posted: Wed Jun 30, 2010 11:56 am
A drunk stumbles along a Baptismal service on a Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to stumble down into the water and stands next to the preacher.
The Preacher turns, notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes sir, I am."
The Preacher then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the Preacher asked.
"No, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The Preacher then dunks him under for a quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother? Have you found Jesus?"
"No, I did not!" said the drunk again.
Disgusted, the Preacher holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him up and demands, "For the grace of God, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and pleads, "Are you sure this is where He fell in
"JESUS IS LORD"