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The Lie Clock

A man died and went to heaven.? As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked St. Peter, 'What are all those clocks?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth has a
Lie-Clock.? Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.'

'Oh,' said the man. Pointing at one clock, he asked, 'Whose clock is
that one?'

'That's Mother Teresa's,' replied St. Peter.? 'The hands have never
moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'

'Incredible,' said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'

St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.

'Obama's clock is in Gods' office.'replied St. Peter. 'He's using it as
a ceiling fan.'