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Religious Joke

Postby Angelwings » Tue Aug 12, 2008 1:56 pm

Dress Temptation *Computer12*

Struggling to make ends meet on a first-call salary, the pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought."How could you do this?!"

"I was outside the store looking at the dress in the window, and then I found myself trying it on," she explained. "It was like Satan was whispering in my ear, 'You look fabulous in that dress. Buy it!'"

"Well," the pastor replied, "You know how I deal with that kind of temptation. I say, 'Get behind me, Satan!'"

"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said, 'It looks fabulous from back here, too!'" *hah* *hah* rofl rofl *ohyeah*


Today's Quote *CrossFlash*

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between political parties either--but right through every human heart. *Halo*

-Alexsandr Solzhenitsyn


HINT FOR TODAY *Thinking*
Make Your Own Ginger Tea

To spark up your tea, add a piece of fresh peeled ginger to the pot with the tea bags or the tea. You also can put in a piece of candied ginger. *CoolThumb*
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